The Next Wife gives me the fantastical validation I would never get in real life—and the karmic revenge, as well.

Not only did it satisfy my craving for romance, it made me drool with envy over the indulgent baked goods. Can anyone say sweet tooth?

I reveal some shenanigans that happened during a special Bachelorette party in Atlantic City, and the moments I will never live down.

One of the most special sister times in my entire life: I saw them for the beautiful beings they really are as we tore up the Jersey Shore.